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Dignity
By Hilary Duff
Gypsy Woman - most amazing song by her. period.
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so, yeah, a shit load has happened since i last updated...but i'm not gonna get into that right now. how's everyone (who still RANDOMLY checks this thing) doing? things are...going here. not as well as i would have hoped, but you get what you get and can't ask for anything more. i'm soooo fucking ready to be in my own house and in college. summer needs to be over with...now. right now. over the course of the past few weeks, i've been enlightened by a few epiphanies: 1) friends are everything: no matter how much you say you love the person you're dating, friends are 110 times more likely to be there near the end of your life than the asshole you're with at the moment.  2) men are FUCKERS!!!: aside from the fact that they literally do fuck, they're assholes who are often times too busy thinking with/looking at/playing with their dicks to notice that they suck. majorly. they're also cowards. take a "freind" of mine, for example: i gave him every option in the fucking book. i told him if he just wanted sex, that was fine. if he was looking for more, that was fine. if he thought he was attracted to me but then it turned out he wasn't, that was FINE! ...just tell me. but, no, as compassionate and understanding as i am, men just tuck their cocks between their legs and pretend that if they don't think about something it will go away. and it doesn't matter what physical stature you are. if you can bench-press 250 lbs, good for fucking you, but if you can't tell someone that you don't want to see them again, you're just a fucking god damned pussy. people who have no compassions for others' feelings DESERVE to die alone and rot in Hell. 3) don't ever plan a trip to Buckhead, Georgia, and expect to be back home within 48 hours unless you're on crack or have this divine ability to stay awake through endless Tennessee countryside. i've tried; it's not fun. 4) ex-boyfriends who are still great friends often make amazing fuck-buddies. i would know.  5) i love pot-smokers. they're the most entertaining people to be around while they're high...especially if you're in Virginia Beach at 6 o'clock in the morning and they're trying impersonate Forest Gump. "Jenneeyyyy!!!" 6) as you grow up, you start to realize that family members are people, too...and are just as capable as being as big of assholes and bitches as the next person you meet in the Bronx. try not to be too dependent or close to family as you grow up because they can fuck you over big time. 7) friends who don't have the internet at home are whores. but most worth the friendship. 8) friends who have been in Spain for the past two weeks are going to want sex when they get home. give it to them...especially if they're part of your entity. 9) relationships are beautiful things. even if you're not in one, they're nice to admire from a third-person P.O.V. "Relationships are like trees: they start cute and small and then grow into something big and strong. ...but in the end, the little sweet things (aka, the leaves) fall off the tree and you're left standing alone and bare and NAKED!! ...in the middle of the woods...with other bare and naked trees. hahaha!" - wise words from Beth-Rose. 10) this is the end of my streak of epiphanies. so, yes, as you can see, i've had quite a busy summer, full of life-lessons and learning experiences. ...and i don't think i've ever wanted alcohol more in my life than i do right now. i'm off for a smoke. thanx for tuning in. die happy! you only live once (unless you're God, like me and my friends, and can reincarnate yourself)! }|{ | 
